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No, I don't mean it was emotionally difficult; physically
getting out of the country is difficult, or at least the process of
getting through security is. Upon the advice of our wise friend Wojteich, we
left for our 8:15am flight at 4:30 to get to the airport by 5:00am. It started
off normal, an attendant helped us check into our flight (he even spoke
English) and we proceeded to the line where we could check our bags. Another
woman, who also spoke English then wanted to play 20 questions in regards to
our luggage: Are you travelling alone? Who owns the luggage? Who packed the
luggage? When was it packed? (Oops, lied on this one. I said they were
packed the night before, but David packed his on Sunday! I'm now on the watch
list.) Has it left our sight since it was packed? Any electronics? Have
they been out of our possession for repair recently? Don't accept anything from anyone. Keep your belongings with you. Don't let them leave your sight. Oh and have a nice flight.
On to the ticket counter. After my luggage was weighed I was sent around
the corner to some man behind a window (but David wasn't...) and the
conversation there went something like this:
Man behind window: Cuando
llegaste? (I thought he was asking when I was returning. Note to
self: study Spanish verbs over break)
Me: Tres de Enero
Man behind window: Enero? Solo Diciembre...
Me:
Oooooh sí, sí, Augusto
Man behind window: (shows me my
immigration stamp that says July 31) Julio?
Me: ....Sí,
31 de Julio pero....que pena, comiencé trabajar en augusto
Man behind window: Tienes tu cedula de extranjeria?Me: Si, aca
Man behind window: Es el Español, siempre tan difícil para usted?
Me: No. Pero es muy temprano y no duerme mucho, que pena. Gracias.
And so I returned to the original counter with a new stamp in my passport, the
same David got from the woman AT the counter. Then we were asked if we'd sit in
the exit row and agreed before we actually realized what she was asking us.
Then we went down to the security checkpoint. Great news about security in
Colombia, you don't have to take off your shoes. But they WILL
feel you up and search your carry on bags thoroughly; I'd rather lose the shoes.
I'm not kidding (I rarely do), female officer hands under my shirts and
brushing the waistline of my yoga pants. Good morning to you too ma'am. And
then the kind police officer went through both my carry on bags, asking
questions, to which I had to respond each and every time with "como?"
so he could repeat and I could get a second chance to understand. He opened my
computer case and smelled my laptop, which was weird. Guess that's a common
place to hide your cocaine? Just FYI: they know. And then he proceeded to go
through my clothes bag and rifle through my belongings from extra coat and last
minute packed purse down to my underwear (that I always hide at the bottom).
After all, my grandparents did teach me to always pack the necessities
in my carry on. Embarrassing, and slightly violating.
THEN we had to go to the emigration counter to get our passports looked at again and our fingerprints scanned, and our passports stamped again. Sheesh.